Hi,  How ya doin’? Simon here, City Planner for Groupon UAE, avid collector of super contracts, blueprintmaker for deals that get featured, selfproclaimed coffeeholic, za’atar addict, Groupie extraordinaire. The Groupon effect on businesses and companies has been amazing that I thought I would give YOUR BUSINESS the opportunity to get featured on our Unique Marketing platform. To get featured, just buy this Groupon I say buy, but it will actually cost you Zero Dirhams. Now, why would you want to do that? Let me tell you why Groupon increases the popularity of your business and helps you acquire new customers in only 24 hours. Groupon guarantees successful marketing that is tailored to the interests of your company. Groupon helps you to benefit from a strong advertising presence and excellent service, offering our customers the best value What I am looking for The Must Haves Operating for more than 12 months in the UAE, with a Trade License Must have fully functional Website and Land Line number An already high level of customer satisfaction What Helps International Brand 2 Outlets Fantastic Products and Services available. For all you, Super Brands, I am able to offer you the following Be showcased in over 45 countries Worldwide Get assigned a Key Account Manager By getting this Groupon today, you also get the expert opinion of our Sales Executives on structuring the perfect marketing campaign for your business. We get tons of contracts by mail, by email, by SMS, in the dreams we get at night, in the shapes the clouds form, from mental telepathy, even from owls in true Harry Potter fashion that I can’t promise to feature all of you. Still, have you anything to lose? Buy your Groupon today and, who knows, after the 12th cup of my daily 45 cups of coffee, I just might include your deal in my planning. Happy Shopping  Simon  City Planner Groupon UAE   More coupons from Groupon  Shopping  Erotic shop  Erotic products  Dubai Shopping  Erotic shop Dubai  Erotic products Dubai Further deals in this category 1. Family Fun in the Sun at Al Raha Beach Hotel 1night Stay with 5Star Meals, Beach Access more starting from AED 640 2. Have a table that lets you do all your work comfortably Get the Table Mate II starting from AED 59 3. Make your loved one’s wish come true this Valentine’s Day with a One Wish Love Pearl Kit starting from AED 45 4. Let the games begin Get your hands on a PAP Siii Games Console for AED 494 including delivery 5. Make meal times more fun with a 16Piece Melamine Dinner Set for AED 249. Includes Plates, Bowls Mugs. Further deals in this city 1. Satisfyyour taste buds with a 3course meal and 1 regular house beverage at Da Gamafor AED 59 instead of AED 120 2. All you can eat Indian Delicacies from a Set Menu for 2 people at the Rupee Room in Dubai Marina for AED 125 instead of AED 250 3. Full Mouth Examination, Cleaning and Xray starting AED 99 for Kids and AED 199 for Adults at Elite Medical Center 4. Enjoy the Marina Night Sky with a Dhow Dinner Cruise AED 149 plus option of a Bottle of Grape Beverage for 2 AED 385 or 4 people AED 685. 50% Off 5. Ride the technology waveEnhance your computer skills with International Computer Driving Course or aMicrosoft Office 2007 Training Course starting from AED 499 Further deals in the UAE 1. Sleep soundly minus the wheeze with stylish Snore Stopper starting from AED 89. Sideeffect free and noninvasive. 2. Treat yourself toa relaxing Aromatherapy Massage with option to add French Mani Pedi Blowdry and more starting at AED 89 3. Get your fill of sights and sea with a 1Hour Luxury Yacht Cruise for AED 699 instead of AED 1500. Buy Multiple Groupons toextend your time 4. Renew your body and spirit with a Body Relaxation Massage, Foot Reflexology Aromatherapy Ear Candling starting from AED 59 5. Keep drinks refreshingly cool with a Pinnacle 4Piece Cool Box Set for AED 329. Available in Red Blue. Further deals in other categories 1. Indulge in Japanese flavour AllYouCanEat Sushi for AED 56 instead of AED 140. You can learn how to prepare Sushi, too 2. Reshape your body and looks with a Body Wrap, Full Body Massage, Manicure Pedicure starting from AED 125 3. Fly high with a career in Aviation Train under an Professional Airline Trainer Earn a Diploma in an Aviation Course for AED 1999 instead of AED 6000 4. Grooming deal exclusively for Men Hair Cut, Treatment Styling for AED 55. Or get all these plus a Traditional Shave for AED 59. Up to 71% Off 5. Have boatloads of fun this weekend Get tickets to a Sunset Boat Party with Live DJ, Drinks Food for Couples for AED 350 instead of AED 700 More coupons from Groupon  Shopping  Erotic shop  Erotic products  Dubai Shopping  Erotic shop Dubai  Erotic products Dubai Further deals in this category 1. Family Fun in the Sun at Al Raha Beach Hotel 1night Stay with 5Star Meals, Beach Access more starting from AED 640 2. Have a table that lets you do all your work comfortably Get the Table Mate II starting from AED 59 3. Breeze and drive through the summer with an Auto Cool Solar Fan for AED 89 instead of AED 210 4. Let the games begin Get your hands on a PAP Siii Games Console for AED 494 including delivery 5. Make meal times more fun with a 16Piece Melamine Dinner Set for AED 249. Includes Plates, Bowls Mugs. Further deals in this city 1. Satisfy your taste buds with a 3course meal and 1 regular house beverage at Da Gama for AED 59 instead of AED 120 2. All you can eat Indian Delicacies from a Set Menu for 2 people at the Rupee Room in Dubai Marina for AED 125 instead of AED 250 3. Full Mouth Examination, Cleaning and Xray starting AED 99 for Kids and AED 199 for Adults at Elite Medical Center 4. Enjoy the Marina Night Sky with a Dhow Dinner Cruise AED 149 plus option of a Bottle of Grape Beverage for 2 AED 385 or 4 people AED 685. 50% Off 5. Ride the technology wave Enhance your computer skills with International Computer Driving Course or a Microsoft Office 2007 Training Course starting from AED 499 Further deals in the UAE 1. Sleep soundly minus the wheeze with stylish Snore Stopper starting from AED 89. Sideeffect free and noninvasive. 2. Treat yourself to a relaxing Aromatherapy Massage with option to add French Mani Pedi Blowdry and more starting at AED 89 3. Get your fill of sights and sea with a 1Hour Luxury Yacht Cruise for AED 699 instead of AED 1500. Buy Multiple Groupons to extend your time 4. Renew your body and spirit with a Body Relaxation Massage, Foot Reflexology Aromatherapy Ear Candling starting from AED 59 5. Keep drinks refreshingly cool with a Pinnacle 4Piece Cool Box Set for AED 329. Available in Red Blue. Further deals in other categories 1. Indulge in Japanese flavour AllYouCanEat Sushi for AED 56 instead of AED 140. You can learn how to prepare Sushi, too 2. Reshape your body and looks with a Body Wrap, Full Body Massage, Manicure Pedicure starting from AED 125 3. Fly high with a career in Aviation Train under an Professional Airline Trainer Earn a Diploma in an Aviation Course for AED 1999 instead of AED 6000 4. Grooming deal exclusively for Men Hair Cut, Treatment Styling for AED 55. Or get all these plus a Traditional Shave for AED 59. Up to 71% Off 5. Have boatloads of fun this weekend Get tickets to a Sunset Boat Party with Live DJ, Drinks Food for Couples for AED 350 instead of AED 700