We believe in equality. People, squirrels, duck billed platypi. For us at Groupon its all the same. But we strongly believe that the boundaries of political correctness have not been pushed far enough. There is way more to do comrades.
So think of this: while you sit on the beach working on that tan, chilling behind the shade of your shades, your poor car, after all that it has done for you, after all the kilometres that it has driven thanklessly is sitting in the car park under the rays of an unforgiving sun while you order another drink! And to add insult to injury your drink has a little umbrella in it! Why do you and your drink get shades while your car is suffering in the heat?! Have you no shame!? What will you do next? Pickle a squirrel!? So be cool, in more ways than one. Spread the love. Solar Shiled Emirates will lovingly coat the windows of your car and keep you and your car at an acceptable temperature while the sun hits hard on all else around you.
Be at peace with yourself. Self peace. Car peace. Head piece.