How ya doin’? Simon here, City Planner for Groupon UAE, avid collector of super contracts, blueprint-maker for deals that get featured, self-proclaimed coffeeholic, za’atar addict, Groupie extraordinaire.
The Groupon effect on businesses and companies has been amazing that I thought I would give YOUR BUSINESS the opportunity to get featured on our Unique Marketing platform. To get featured, just buy this Groupon (I say buy, but it will actually cost you Zero Dirhams). Now, why would you want to do that?
- Groupon increases the popularity of your business and helps you acquire new customers in only 24 hours.
- Groupon guarantees successful marketing that is tailored to the interests of your company.
- Groupon helps you to benefit from a strong advertising presence and excellent service, offering our customers the best value
What I am looking for:
The Must Haves
- Operating for more than 12 months in the UAE, with a Trade License
- Must have fully functional Website and Land Line number
- An already high level of customer satisfaction
- International Brand
- 2 + Outlets
- Fantastic Products and Services available.
For all you, Super Brands, I am able to offer you the following:
- Be showcased in over 45 countries Worldwide
- Get assigned a Key Account Manager
By getting this Groupon today, you also get the expert opinion of our Sales Executives on structuring the perfect marketing campaign for your business.
We get tons of contracts - by mail, by email, by SMS, in the dreams we get at night, in the shapes the clouds form, from mental telepathy, even from owls in true Harry Potter fashion - that I can’t promise to feature all of you. Still, have you anything to lose? Buy your Groupon today and, who knows, after the 12th cup of my daily 45 cups of coffee, I just might include your deal in my planning.